Fat & Happy

when I’m fat and happy

and high on the hog

will you still be moanin like a three legged dog

will you still be lyin’ like a bump on a log

when I’m fat and happy

and high on the hog

when I’m fat and happy

and rich as a roux

will you have anything better to do

or will you still be cryin cus you haven’t a clue

why I’m fat and happy

and rich as a roux

I heard lately you been talkin trash

I guess you needed somebody to bash

I say you better try to make amends

cus your words may be bitter when you eat ‘em again

when I’m fat and happy

and hittin’ it big

will you still be whinin like a suckling pig

or will you be beggin to get on the gig

when I’m fat and happy

and hittin it big

I heard lately you been talkin trash

I guess you needed somebody to bash

I say you better go and drink your gin

cus your words may be bitter when you eat ‘em again

when I’m fat n happy

and famous as fuck

will you still be honkin like a canada duck

will you be crying cus youre shit outta luck

while I’m fat and happy

and famous as fuck

when I’m fat and happy

and high on the hog