Vim & Vigor

I know I got a dirty mind

it’s in the gutter all the time

I don’t believe that it’s a crime

I consider it a service

this ain’t 1954

it ain’t a man’s world anymore

so whatcha wanna tame me for?

do I make you nervous?

I roll up all vim and vigor

chompin at the bit got my finger on the trigger

pitchin a fit all lipstick and vinegar

like baby do ya dare me?

cuss a blue streak like a drunken doxy

don’t give a fuck if you find me foxy

I do what I want to cus I got moxie

and you don’t scare me

I know I got a lot of nerve

I oughtta get what  I deserve

a half a dozen men to serve me

it stands to reason

a couple of ‘em feed me sweets

couple more to rub my feets

and one or two between my sheets

if I find it pleasin’

I roll up all vim and vigor

chompin at the bit got my finger on the trigger

pitchin a fit all lipstick and vinegar

like baby do ya dare me?

cuss a blue streak like a drunken doxy

don’t give a fuck if you find me foxy

I do what I want to cus I got moxie

and you don’t scare me

well I wake up every mornin with somethin to say

and music to play

and lots of good lovin all day

you wake up every mornin just hatin on me

ain’t it easy to see

who it feels better to be?